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On a mission to help the slum cats

Douglas Schnitty

17 Mar 2023

Hi, Douglas here, pleased to meet you. I'm a senior backbencher in the governing Freedom Cats Party, and I'm on a mission to help the thousands of homeless cats living in the slums. It's completely unacceptable in modern day Britain. Follow my progress in Cat Society, out very soon.

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