Spotted in the alleys of Westminster — Defence Secretary Hector Perp Pahpousson and senior backbencher Douglas Schnitty plotting to do...

Defence Secretary Hector Perp Pahpousson plotting the downfall of the moggy Prime Minister. Cat Society, the witty novel on cats and...

We're on social media Douggy, wah! But what should we do our next post on?

Howdy, Defence Secretary Hector Perp Pahpousson here. I have arrived on social media! Wah! Hit that follow button to see how I will...

Cat Society will be published this autumn by The Book Guild! It is a witty and bonkers story of life and politics in Westminster –...